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Abstract

Their Proven "Conversation Starters" Will
Leave Your Lips Easier Than You Can Ever Imagine...

Not Just Shooting You From Solo To Spoiled For Choice...

But Arming You With The Proven Roadmap
You'll Use To Swagger Blissfully Over
Every "Minefield" Of Lesbian Life...

Including...

gb How to come out at school, at work, and to family. gb Locating hot
dykes for fun and friendship.. whether you live in the city or in the
sticks...
gb Seducing your secret crush gb Becoming a know-it-all "sexpert"
gb Attracting your soul mate online gb Your lesbian personality and
what it says to other women
gb Avoiding painful gay drama gb Cheating lesbian "bed death"
gb Mysterious Lesbian dating "rules" explained gb Less than obvious
"giveaways" that a luscious lady-lover is in your cross-hairs
And buckets more "Queer Wisdom" you can put to
work to quickly change your life if you haven't
yet found "the one"... Or if having no-one to turn to for
fun and friendship is getting old FAST...

If you'd do anything to be so confident and seductive that the pick of
the lesbian litter claws over broken glass to be with YOU...

If you're keen to pump some lust into your current twosome...
If you've got a secret crush you desperately want to notice
you and fall hard for your charms...

If you want to meet your fantasy woman and live happily ever after,
or...
If you can't fight off your desire to be with a woman, even if
you're in a relationship with a man...

If you just want to hook-up with as many girls as possible and make it
a night to remember, not a regret-laced let down...
If you'd love to surprise a lover with a naughty... new and
explosive `maneuver' during your next bedroom bash...

If you're sick and tired of only meeting horny dykes on the Internet
and not face-to-face or lips-to-lips...
If you need to take that hero's journey and come out with as
little drama and upset as possible...
If you never want to feel alone or different again, and
instead get to know the many "kindred spirit" groups who'll welcome you
with open arms no matter who you like to kiss...

If you'd snatch up a virtual GPS to guide you successfully around this
big and sometimes bad `straight planet'... while always being true to
your own sexual DNA...

If you have a nagging need to truly understand and be at peace with
your own natural yet confusing desires...

If you sense it's time to start living the authentic, accepted and
passionate lesbian life you deserve...

December 29, 2010
From the desk of: Jenny Jacobs
Re: Your blossoming love life
Dear Friend,
Let's face it...
We live on a "straight planet".
And when we come to realize it's ladies who shoot a tingle up
our inside thigh, no-one is there to throw an arm over our shoulder and
expertly guide us to the life we deserve.
In fact... It's inevitable that you start to feel alone. I know I did.
Even when you muster the courage to honor your tinglings it's no
easier...
You find a confusing and catty lesbian world rises to meet you.
But it doesn't have to be that way.
Not for YOU anyway...
Because you need to know that at least for now, a sultry breeze of
savvy lezzies have blown away the black clouds of Gay Drama.

A Secret Lesbian Sisterhood..?

You might call them that. It sounds a wee bit unlikely at first, but as
you'll soon see...
A gaggle of ultra-confident and self-assured lesbians have -- at least
for the countless hours I interviewed them -- shown that they are
willing to help a sister out in every confusing aspect of gay-girl
life.
It's their often shocking and counter-intuitive revelations that fuel
the Lesbian Dating Bible that I want to share with you today.
But don't get the wrong idea...
I might have an acknowledged best-seller under my belt now, but my own
lesbian journey was no skyrocketing success...
Maybe you can relate, but...
Coming out was easily the hardest and most painful thing I ever had to
do.
As I'll share, in doing so I made some painful dating mistakes which
put everything that was important to me in serious jeopardy. Changing
my life forever.
But this letter isn't about me. It's 100% about YOU...
And the promise of a unique "lesbo leg-up" as you wisely reach for your
own authentic, informed and fun-filled lesbian life.

And so we're clear...

It doesn't matter if you've got eyes for
quiet, strong butches... or girly high-heeled femmes...
or for dykes of any stripe for that matter...

I want you to know right now... today...
You can be the commanding and seductive girl in the room... the one who
magnetizes smokin' hot chicks at will...
Who knows exactly what to say to start natural and meaningful
conversations that quickly lead to explosive lip-locks and more...
And yet it gets even better...
The confidence to be your very best Sappho "self" won't only give
flight to lovers love-matches and spontaneous hook-ups...
The same self-assurance that attracts a line of eager women waiting to
get to know you, naturally seeps into every other aspect of life...
Suddenly you're creating close life-long friendships...
Sealing an air-tight bond with your parents and family, no matter how
they feel right now about you embracing who you truly are.
And before you know it...
You're giving any relationship a perma-jolt of passion...
No matter how long you've been together...
Or if you need to move on from a tired relationship you're doing so
with renewed strength and energy.
And I'm going to make sure you know how to wow your partner anytime
things take an intimate turn...
Enjoying a "connection" with any bedroom buddy that easily transcends
anything you've had the intense pleasure of feeling before.
Best of all, thanks to me throwing you the keys to accelerate your
mastery of online dating, all this is possible whether you live near a
hummin' gayborhood or not.
So by any estimation, add all this up and...

You're Within Arms' Reach Of
The Lezzie Life You've Only
Dared To Dream About Until Today...

Now...
It's not that you or I need to cozy up to a steamin' honey to be
happy... it just makes it a helluva lot easier!
I've even heard this said before...
"It takes two women to make one lesbian!"
Much as I'm about being a strong and independent woman, there's more
than a grain of truth to that statement (a fact the Indigo Girls knew
when they sang "The Power Of Two")!
Because when you're without a partner to hold, it's almost like you
don't know who you really are.
Then that special someone enters life with a bang and...
You come alive...
Lungs pumping like pistons on a bullet-train...
Your heart beating in an interlocked unison you never imagined could
feel so good.

It's A Feeling Only Natural To Yearn For...
But If You Don't Know It As Well As
You'd Like To... It's Hardly Your Own Fault...

Living on a "straight planet" means no-one takes us by the hand and
helps us figure out the confusing thoughts running through our head.
Even worse... you get bombarded by church, school, family and media
that the feelings you can't shake are somehow wrong, even unnatural.
Only...
Deep down... you know your truth.
And it's something so pre-programmed inside you that if you're like
me...
You've always felt different.
For me, I remember wondering why my classmates were checking out little
Jimmy on the soccer field, when my focus was taken by the foxy
point-guard playing varsity hoops.
And maybe you accepted your "truth" way back then. And ever since
you've proudly walked around with what amounts to an "L" tattooed on
your forehead...
Or perhaps it's taken you a little longer...
Maybe you've had failed relationships with guys... until you felt your
feelings for the fairer sex could be ignored no longer.
Perhaps you're still in a relationship with a guy and you're trying to
get your head around your urges to be with women. Either way, one
thing's for sure...
Coming to terms with who you are isn't easy... and finding your place
in the wider "label obsessed" Lesbian community can be draining.
That's why as you scour The Lesbian Dating Bible for answers, I've made
sure to point you to your own "comfort spot" in the lesbo community
where you can flourish beyond your imagination...
Tossing out all the limiting labels if you want to, and just settling
into your own unique personality.
Feeling more comfortable in your own skin than ever before. And all
because you know...

The 5 "A"... mazing" stages to embracing your gayness and squeezing
every ounce of joy from a lesbian lifestyle. FYI... You might not be as
far along as you think...

K.D. Lang, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia Di Rossi walk into a girl bar...
the "dykon" you're hot for on first glance can give you insight into
the lesbo grouping you naturally embrace.

The stage of gay exploration where the fun truly begins. It's also
where you start to feel totally "at home" in your body and desires.

Why learning to be a lesbian can be like parachuting into a foreign
country where they don't speak a lick of English. That's why I'm ready
for you with easy "translations" that'll make it EZ for you to take
charge in your new world.

Understand yourself better by finding your place in the
puzzling lesbian "star system". You'll get a clear picture of how you
can take advantage of your status to secure hot dates.
Why being a lesbian is way more than just wanting to be with
girls. And why that might be the best news ever if you're desperate to
escape your drab hometown, or keen to stay and turn your home life into
party central...

How one small change in mindset can give you a blissful lesbian life...
starting today! Seriously... can you say "Extreme Life Makeover"?

They call it "the question"... and without a clear answer your quest
for queer love hangs by a thread. But no fear... I'll give you
everything you need to "buzz-in" with the correct answer and live the
life you crave.

The most rewarding decision you'll ever make in your lesbian lifetime.
Too many dykes decline to make this "mental move"... but the payoffs
are huge.

The simple "mind-fix" that effortlessly tosses out any deep-seated
anger, resentment or guilt over being gay. This is key to relaxing in
your own skin and finally loving and accepting yourself from head to
toe.

Know lesbian bedroom "roles"... Stone butches who wanna give... Pillow
Queens who wanna receive... and why most fall into the "mutual
middle"... PLUS... who's on-top, who's on-bottom, and what rules are
meant to be broken! You get the no-holds barred low-down so there's no
frustrating surprises or awkward encounters.

Why you should be ecstatic that you're not the slightly plastic,
married with 2.4 kids, All-American girl... You're YOU for a reason.
And a very good reason at that.
Let's be clear here...
Difficult as it can be to find your place in the often back-stabbing
Lesbian world...
It can be even tougher to tell everyone back in "straight land" who you
are...
That's what tripped me up the most.
Out of sight of my mother I'd met Tara... a chapstick Mississippi State
soccer-player in a chatroom.
Her screen name was "clueless girl".
In our private chat she told me her Dad had just had a heart attack.
Sensing she needed someone to talk to I told her she could call me
anytime.
Well, once we got talking... you know the feeling... we just clicked.
(Her sexy southern accent didn't hurt either!)
We'd jabber back 'n' forth from 12.30am until 6am sometimes.
One night she told me she loved me.

I replied, "I think I'm falling for you too..."

How things progressed from there was hardly how I expected. Or what I'd
hoped for. I wish I could have known what I was doing at the time so I
didn't get hurt.
To save you the same "scars" I've dedicated a full chapter of The
Lesbian Dating Bible to making coming out as painless as possible.
Fact is... if you're in the closet, or only halfway out, I'd suggest
you stay put until you discover...

rib How to come out at work without water-cooler gossip runnin' wild.
You won't need to worry about any nightmare scenarios when you use this
measured and proven approach.
rib

Why you're never a coward if you don't want to tell your secret to
everyone at once. You're just smart for knowing some people will be too
ignorant to deal with it. That's why shutting up for the moment is
sometimes best... and other times a piecemeal strategy is the order of
the day. Whatever pace feels right to you, I'll guide you in your own
journey.
rib The "dumb-deadline" you should never place on revealing your
superhero lesbo identity. It's pressure you don't need at a time when
you should be relaxing and enjoying yourself.
rib How to handle straight friends shocked by your revelation. I'll
coach you through the gamut of common questions, reactions, and your
best response...
rib Coming out to your parents? Give them this "resource" right after
you break you news. It'll make the mental transition to having a gay
daughter that much easier.
rib

The massive fear that instantly lifts off your shoulders when you come
out. This is the ultimate way to be in control of your life and live
with peace in your heart.
rib The pros and pitfalls of coming out in high school or college. You
know how bitchy classmates can be. My run down of "issues to consider"
will give you the upper hand to shut up Little Miss Priss or
Dumb-As-A-Stick Jock before they utter a single word...
rib

What to do when friends and family don't take the news how you'd hoped.
Any fray in your relationship can be sewn back together. I'll tell you
how.
rib

Why "surprise party etiquette" should be employed when you break the
big news to family and friends who don't know yet. This will save you
being hit with shocked and judgemental faces.
rib The most important guests at a "coming out" party? For critical
moral support, make sure these people show their face. It'll give you a
huge boost of comfort and confidence.
Of course, you don't have to be "out" to give off a magnetic charge
that makes other women weak at the knees. See..

Whether You're Rocking A Buzz-Cut Or A Blond Bob...
Leather... Tweed... Tats or Gold Earrings...
Whether You're In The Closet Or Way "Out"...

Here's what you need to know...
A series of "shortcuts" exist that allow you to dump all your
insecurities forever...
Seeing yourself in a bright new light as you exchange self-doubt
for the rush of being the girl everyone looks at and asks, what's her
secret?
The dyke who's the free-wheelin' CEO of her life from the minute she
jumps out of bed excited to meet the day, all the way through to
sunset...
When she and her partner light the candles about to illuminate their
latest session of bedroom "Twister". And now, with the power The
Lesbian Dating Bible is about to put in your hands, it's your turn
to...

Start To See Yourself Fearlessly Armed With
More Confidence... Boldness And Seductive Powers Than You Ever Imagined
Possible...

Because none of us have a crystal ball, and you simply never know who's
around the next corner, or who'll be visiting your girl-bar for the
very first time...
And if an instant eye-lock means you've just bumped into the future
love of your life... you better know...

Non-cheesy "conversation starters" that lead to real,
meaningful and flirty conversations. These lines will leave your lips
so easily there's virtually no chance they won't get a warm and
enthusiastic response. HOT!
Why the most critical part of female sexual seduction begins
before you close the door behind you for a night on the prowl. You'll
see how the beauty of a successful seduction is in the "prep
steps" prior to any breathless bra-flingin'.
The "must-have" feeling that jet-fuels any successful
seduction. Don't have it... or can't generate it quickly... and the
odds of labia-on-labia lovin' plummet like a brick.
How undergarments can help you avoid humiliation when things
get frisky. No lesbian looking for love couldn't use this advice!
What you absolutely have to "drop" before any woman will want
to rip your clothes off. Fail to let go and you might be riding solo
for a while longer.
The Hollywood "directing trick" to making sure the coast is
clear for an amorous approach. Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox know this
trick like the back of their hand. Soon, you'll use it to enhance your
own sex-appeal too.
The "homo-no-no" when you need to get a girl's attention FAST
and prep her for your approach. Pulling this stunt only stifles the
chance of any chandalier-swingin'.
The "L-Word" secret to steely-strong confidence before you
chat-up your dream girl. Nothing else gives you the head of steam
to grab yourself a night of nakedness like this "seen on TV" trick.
The jaw-dropping effect of a genuine smile. I'll tell you how
to respond after she beams right back.
How much physical affection you need to give her to show into
her, but not come on too strong and scare her off. You need to strike a
delicate balance, especially when you've only got one shot to snare the
gorgeous girl in front of you.
Maybe you're reading this and thinking how terrific this all sounds...
Being able to juice up your confidence levels and be the all-powerful
gay-girl you've always wanted to be.
But if you're like how I used to be, then all the lesbian cattiness can
be a bit much. And sometimes you just want to avoid it.
Although at the same time, you realize when you want to play
tonsil-hockey with the finest fillies in God's creation then you best
get out there.
And I'm making that easier than ever...
The power I'm putting at your fingertips today is going to give you all
the confidence you need to "own" any dating situation you find yourself
in.
To truly be more in charge... in control... and more immune to petty
lezzie gossip than ever before.
Plus... today, you're joining the same self-assured "sisterhood" of
lezzies who are rejecting the usual back-stabbing to help a sister
out.
Anyway... (And if you know this already then give me an "Amen") but...

Cats and Fag-Hags Are Fine Company
For Sure... But They're A Sorry Substitute For
The Fiery Touch Of A Woman In Heat!

And to discover this for yourself it's critical you can
effortlessly draw on...

The rejection-free secrets to getting any girl's number without a
single pang of anxiety. It's simpler and easier than you know. It's no
surprise some catty dykes keep these black-book stuffing secrets to
themselves. HOT!
The Do's and Don'ts of using Facebook and Twitter to forge
lasting lesbian relationships. I'll lay on the line every embarrassing
mistake you make at your peril.
3 Reputation Saving Secrets which mean you can mix an open
bottle of booze with xxxxxxx and not have to hide your face in the dark
corner of a girl-bar for weeks. You'd be amazed how much this happens
and how easily you can avoid being trapped in such a painful
predicament.
Most people HATE this... and bitch about those who do it...
but you'll notice, never when the "criminal" is HOT as hell! Plus,
nothing says "Kiss me" quite like it!
Why you should always play the lesbian dating "game" by your
own rules. I'm putting YOU in charge of your life, no-one else.
You want to do "this" in the gym... but never as you walk up
to Ms. Right. I've made the mistake before and believe me, nothing
turns her off you faster.
Believe it or not...
Find yourself face-to-face with a beauty you're desperate to get to
know and soon you'll have every key you need to weave an unescapable
web of seduction.
You'll know what "to-do"... but even more importantly, you'll be wise
to humiliating stumbling blocks you should avoid at all cost.
And since you've got every advantage you need to score dates by the
dozen...
The next step on your journey to the lesbo promised land is to become a
"super-dater"...

The Gay Godess Who Charms The Socks
(And Just About Everything Else) Off Any
Woman Who Dares Look Her Way...

So you're not just scoring dates like it's going outta style... you're
taking every dating situation to skyscraper heights of fun 'n'
frolics.
I'll tell you more about this in just a second. First I want to let you
know I didn't come from a city with a buzzin' gayborhood I could hit
anytime I jonesed for some dating action.
I sorta lived in sticks. So I ventured online and like I told you, I
met Tara...
A Mississippii soccer player who I fell hard for during nights snuggled
with the phone under my sheets...
I didn't know if my Mom suspected something or not. And I was too
scared of her reaction to tell her about the feelings I simply couldn't
ignore.
But suddenly she couldn't not be suspicious...
As the mailman shoved an envelope in our mailbox that changed
everything.

The $2600 Phone Bill(!)

"What is this?" my Mom demanded to know --- steam shooting out her
ears.
And even today, a full 13 years later, I wish I could take my response
back.
Because although I'll tell you what I did, it makes me so happy that
I'll saving you any of the same "crisis points" in your own life.
As I hope you realize what I'm about to guide you around the
hellish potholes that trip other lesbians face-first onto the
bone-snapping concrete of gay life.
See... It doesn't matter one bit if you've been mistaken for a boy...
or had some numbnutz tell you you're too pretty to be a lesbian...
"Lesbian dating" is a confusing force unto itself...
That's why I'm making sure you know...

Who should pay for dinner or the movies? I'll tell you who should cough
up cash so there's no uncomfortable moments or hurt feelings. Should a
butch always pay for a femme? You'll discover who needs to keep their
wallet closed and who needs to fling it open with a smile.

The 4 "rules-of-the-road" that stop open relationships becoming a
nightmare waiting to happen. You can bring BIG LOVE in your boudoir and
make it work. But you need this advice to save yourself becoming
"lezzy" in the middle.

Dating a closet-case? I'll show how to keep things light `n' fun and
avoid every date becoming a "heavy" psycho-therapy session.
How to dip a stagnant relationship into a giant vat of
Louisiana hot sauce! Have a water-gun on stand-by... heating things up
with this inexpensive "modern technology" has never been so spicy...

3 critical issues to consider before you step a single foot into a Long
Distance Relationship. If your babe is out of town you can keep things
steamy... but being naive can get you needlessly hurt.

The frustrating subject you should avoid like the plague on any date.
And no, it's not politics or religion, but it can be a relationship
killer.

The best venues for a first date. This depends on how much you want to
talk, or just stare into each other's eyes...

When is double dating not a good idea? After all, we are talking about
four beautiful women and a tray of inhibition-crushing drinks!

Be warned: Your date will sprint for the hills if you happen to run
into these "characters" by accident. One simple phone call though...
and problem solved.

How to date a Baby Dyke while limiting the "OMG... drama-factor". Lets
save the "tension" for when you're watching a movie sex-scene that's
blowing your skirts up.

And when you're a skilled seducer who's dating life is taking off like
a rocket, chances are you'll quickly meet someone special.
A woman who turns you on like no-one before her... a partner in
life who truly understands you... who loves you deeply for exactly who
you are...

Yep... Someone You Can Truly Be Your Goofy Self
Around Every Minute Of Every Exciting Day...

handhold
Only sad fact is, this can be brutally snatched from you almost outta
nowhere.
Maybe you've felt the traumatic loss of a "forever"
relationship already.
If you have, and it still grates on your mind, I guarantee it's the
last time you'll ever feel so beat up... so low...
Because as you excitedly dive into the Lesbian Dating Bible you'll fast
stumble on proven advice to keep a relationship granite-strong. You'll
never get robbed of love again when you know...

3 ways to bar-the-door so jealousy can't gobble up your shot
at love. As less savvy dykes let this green-eyed monster destroy their
best love-matches... you'll sit secure with your love, having dealt the
beast a lethal blow.

How to know when you're ready for a long-term relationship. It's in our
blood to get serious with women at the drop of a hat. But that doesn't
mean we always should. I'll give you the low-down on how to know when
the time is right for long-term love.

Ready to U-haul? Don't move an inch closer to a matching mail box
before you tick off my 4 must-have matching qualities...

The 3 unbreakable rules of "Ex-Etiquette"... Yes, you can still be
friends when you're with your new girlfriend, but without these
ground-rules you're asking for heartache...

The absolute worst reason to ever move in with a girlfriend... even if
she's insanely hot! I'm so glad you won't have to find this out for
yourself.

Disarm the Top 8 Lesbo Libido Killers before they put an end to your
exciting new sex life. I'll give you the full "cheat-sheet" to beat
Lesbian Bed Death forever.

How to salvage a stormy relationship and not just get left with the
cats! You can secure your twosome for longer than you think when you
follow this simple advice.
Yes... You can win her back! She'll be in your arms again in
no time when you follow my step-by-step guide to reclaiming the lost
love of your life.

And although you'll be discovering how to keep a great relationship
intact... and even crank up the heat several degrees... let's be real
here...
Sometimes you do find yourself stuck in a relationship that's past its
sell-by-date.
That's why to shoot into the next exciting phase of your life there are
some proven "break-up" strategies you need to know. A set of simple
action-steps that'll hand you the freedom and fresh start you deserve.
I'll make sure you know each and every one of them, but before I do you
need to get caught up on what happened between me and Tara.
Soon as my Mom got her breath back after I hit her with a $2600 phone
bill --- and as much as I detest bold-faced lies --- I threw back some
pathetic excuse.
I think I told her Tara was about to move to Pennsylvania and I was
giving her "moving advice."
Talk about lame.
And all to hide the fact that I wasn't yet ready to tell Mom,
especially in her freaked out state, that I liked the ladies.
But although I wasn't brave enough to "come out" right there... my gut
was telling me to follow my "truth" and take action right away.
Next thing you know I'm unloading my beat up 91' Turizmo for 175
bucks.. and stood in line at the Greyhound kiosk in the heat of August.

38 Hours Packed Like A Sardine On A Cramped Sweaty Greyhound Bus... And
For What?

Before I share what greeted me across Mississippi state lines I first
want to make sure we're clear on what today is set to mean for you.
Because you're about to join the very same "sisterhood" of self-assured
and confident lezzies I've spent hours interviewing to amass this
jam-packed "bible" of queer wisdom...
Meaning you're literally minutes from discovering how you too can throw
your arms around a lezzie life stuffed to bursting with adventure and
uncensored thrills.
And know this above all else...
In the months it took me to gather all these time-tested ways for you
to grab a proven advantage in the dating stakes...
I had one single-minded goal plague my every move...
Making this the only resource you'll ever need to become the lesbian
who strolls into the girl-bar stacked with confidence...
And who let's that confidence run wild in every aspect of gay-girl life
and beyond.
I'm proud to say I've achieved this goal for you and much more...
Introducing...

The Lesbian Dating Bible

The Lesbian
Dating Bible

The only guide of it's kind to give you the confidence and knowledge
you need to attract and seduce the cutest women you can imagine.
And the newfound confidence you get from from this comprehensive and
instantly downloadable guide won't just show up in the form of hot
girls on your arm and in your bed!
Your entire life from top-to-toe is about to be the beneficiary of your
new and improved Sappho "self"...

Jenny, I'm ready to start my new life right now.
Thank you for this tremendous opportunity.

That means...
Heavenly dykes are magically drawn to YOU... they may even make the
daring first move, even though you're ready with easy-to-remember
"conversation starters". And believe me, they're a universe away from
dumb cheesy lines you've turned your eyes up at before.
Eyes at the girl-bar swing in your direction... It's not so much about
looks as much as it is about oozing confidence, something you're about
to do very soon.
Watch your inbox overflow at online dating sites... as you'll see
below, I'm hooking you up with everything you need to become "the
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